Outrageous Funny Deez Nuts Jokes

The expression “Deez Nuts” is one of the most humming words for the occupants of the US. Interestingly, “Deez Nuts” was perceived in 1992 in an Album named “The Chronic” by Dr Dree. He really said “Deeez Nuuuts” in the collection.

After the collection, the expression previously got the global spotlight. By 1993, the Deez Nuts articulation began to show up in the tunes. In no time, individuals failed to remember it, however its pattern spike in 2015 once more, when an Instagram User, welvendagreat posted a video for him, in which he made a Deez Nuts Wisecrack to his companion via telephone.

Inside a couple of days, the person turned into a viral web sensation. The expression broke every one of the records when around the same time Deez Nuts turned into a contender for the US President Election. In reality, there was a high schooler behind the Name. After Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, Deez Nuts got the most votes in US Presidental Elections.

Teacher: In all your subjects I am giving you D’s.
Student: Well, I am also going to be giving you D’s.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: Deez nuts!

Hey, I heard that you are a huge fan of Dee.
Dee who?
Deez nuts!
And I thought it was Dee Dee from Dexter’s Laboratory!

Do you know Landon?
Landon who?
Trip, fall and Landon deez nuts!
Be careful! You wouldn’t want to land on someone’s nuts!

You need to shut up before you end up like Ken.
Ken who?
Can Deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Poor Ken! I don’t want to end up like him!

Hey, are you hungry or thirsty?
I’m thirsty/hungry.
You can have some of deez nuts.
I don’t need nuts. I want to drink water!

Sorry for dropping deez nuts in your mouth.

You need a break. A break from Deez Nuts.

Do you know Landon??! Trip fell and Landon on Deez Nuts!

Imagine a day where you see DEEZ NUTS in your face

What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job. -Anonymous

Excuse me but do you like pudding?
-Yes, of course.
Well how about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his d**k. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts. – Zane

Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry. -Anonymous

Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole. -Anonymous

“Honeys be like “Meth”; I be like “What?”.
“We want some free CDs”; I be like “See Deez Nuts!”

Take a break from gagging on Deez Nuts.

Do you like Megamind? Because I hope you don’t Megamind me putting Deez nuts in yo mouth Imaooo.

Have you heard about my friend Willya? Because…
Willya suck deez nuts gotem

Wife: Do you know what will make me happy? Wendy’s!
Me: When deez nuts on your chin?!?

What is Mr. Peanut’s favorite online meme?

What kind of nuts get bad grades?
Deez nuts

“Hey, man are you leaving? Leaving what? LEAVING DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH”.

“Ask someone “Do you want to see BofA?” They respond “Sure, why not?” You then call out “BofA Deeeeeez Nuts!” It is then up to you whether you honour their request to actually see BofA”

“Honeys be like “Meth”; I be like “What?”.
“We want some free CDs”; I be like “See Deez Nuts!”

Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh…yeah sometimes
Me: well how’d you like a pair o’ Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!

“Hey, do you want some tape and CD’s?”
“What am I gonna do with that?”
“You can tape my dick to your forehead so you can See Deez Nuts!

I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS!

What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: Candice Deez Nuts fit in my mouth.

So you’re gonna be a Goblin for Halloween??
You’re gonna be a Goblin of DEEZ NUTS!!

Do you remember that guy Willya?
Willya who?
Willya put deez nuts on your chin.

Excuse me but do you Bofa?
Bofa? I don’t think so?
Bofa deez nuts!

Have you met my friend Phillip?
Phillip who?
Phillip on Deez Nuts.

Do you know who is coming to our party later on?
Yeah Dee is.
Dee who?
Deez nuts.

Do you like Vanessa Paradis?
Yeah sure
How about a pair of deez nuts.

Have you heard about the news in Kenya today?
No, tell me more.
Well, Kenya fit deez nuts in your mouth.

Have you met my friend Phillip?
Phillip who?
Phillip on deez nuts.

Do you prefer the Yankees or the Expos?
Expos deez nuts!
Yank on deez nuts!

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